it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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