You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Randomize
