I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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