do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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