our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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