i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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