i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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