So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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