Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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