My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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