that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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