So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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