I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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