Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
