Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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