I wannas sexs uuuuu
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
party gras won. party gras always wins.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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