Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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