What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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