she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
