This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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