I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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