biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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