Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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