I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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