You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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