WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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