walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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