I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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