Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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