i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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