Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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