Pappa wants mamma naked
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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