I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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