u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Porn is love you can see.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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