There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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