life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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