Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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