if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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