i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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