Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
