Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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