I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
