Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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