butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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