dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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