it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
