I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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