Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
jump out the window naked night went bad
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