do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
