it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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