So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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