Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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