I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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