the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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