Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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