Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Randomize
