you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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